Wednesday, 17 December 2008

The list.

After a lot of comments claiming OHT of my previous post, I’ll try to keep this one short and simple (for those who don’t know, OHT implies Over Head Transmission). So, as promised in the previous post, here is some of the stuff that Ork had managed to read from Orky’s list during his short exposure. Some comments from Ork tagged along.
Clean and arrange my room. Is he a girl?
Hang out with your girl-friend. Dude, you gotta have one!
Go on a family trip. Now, that’s more reasonable talk!
Eat a lot of spicy food. Strange! I am guessing this way you spent most of the day relaxing yourself.
Work out towards a better physique. Nice try plumpy!
Google Earth, Wikipedia, Digg, …. Blah… Pretty common stuff.
Donate blood. What!? Don’t spread your virus! And furthermore, how does that help in passing time? Weirdo!
Download and watch porn. Whoa! You do that anyway.
Hand-treat yourself. Kids! Ask your parents what it means!
Read blogs. If you are reading this, you are also bored, right?

7 comments:

Porqy said...

U Cupper!U have no other job to do than to do this and confuse us
huh?
Now come on yaar
Duniya mein bahut kam log haten jo apne aap mein do aadmi ko dekhta hai!
But this is so freaking confusing...

Sirisha Kurada said...

Well ...... I'm not very happy with that list. Why?.... call me i'll tell u. :P

Shruti said...

Awww..Poor baby must be really bored i suppose

Apurv said...

@chaitu: You guessed it right! I do not have any other job. :)

@sirisha: I shall call you soon!

@Shurutee: You bet I am! :(

kay gee said...

right! you sound confused..
itna sochna band kar.. become Ork, he was better.. go and implement a couple of those points!(among the initial ones)
baatein kam, kaam zyaada

and hey, \m/

Apurv said...

@ KayGee: thanks again! But do u realize the technical difficulty in following through the "initial ones"?
Anyway, will try. :)

mrugen said...

Dude .... interesting stuff u've written there ....identifying 2 distinct aspects of yourself, the cynic but cooler Ork and the simple ol' Orky ... I'm assuming the list cud have been wackier in your mind, but for sake of public approval it is what is seen in the post ...

Anyway, kudos on getting bitten by the blog-bug finally, I'm waiting for my turn too .....